I have...

Been to a keg party.

Did two keg stands in a row.

Found out an acquaintance is talking shit about me.

Been a bouncer at a change of command ceremony.

Saw my heinous ex.

Not cared.

Been happy.

Worked out some issues with friends.

Learned how to play spades.

Booty danced...quite a few times.

Broke my favorite bracelet booty dancing. (I don't know how either.)

Seen  my NCOIC in a leopard print shirt.

Caught a nasty cough from my captain who keeps telling people I have the bird flu.

Been hit on.